Talk to me directly: somebadplankton at gmail.com
If there’s a topic you want me to write about, a story you want me to tell, or a sadness you want to share, let me know. I take commissions on photographs, poems, blog posts, short stories, and essays. Will work for reimbursement. Will work for chocolate. Might work for good fried chicken.
Please cite me when you steal my shit. Because if it’s on this site, I made it. Except that one quote from George Elliot; I borrowed that.
Personally, I enjoy reading.
I really enjoy nachos, daisies, gnomes, watching people fail at hackysack, flustering rude people, and commiserating with sad, wretched poor souls.
I really, really enjoy making things.