I’ve spent longer watching myself smile in the mirror than I’ve spent laughing with friends.
Has your mother accused you of scratching yourself because of the stretch marks on your breasts?
To the women who wipe it away with alcohol. I understand. I’m here if you need me.
Don’t qualify your statements when you speak. You’ve a right to be heard. Have something worth saying. I want to hear it.
To the women I’ve let down. I’m sorry. Tell me please, so I can get better.
Who fall in love with the cashier at Dunkin’ Donuts because he has a sexy voice and he kept my extra penny.
I’ve never seen a healthy relationship. What would I expect from my own?
Who have tried to turn over one-sided mattresses by themselves.
Who have hair on their bellies longer than the hair on their legs.
Who have used the same pair of panties, with a different pad the next day.
If you can’t eat goldfish without eating the whole bag.
Welcome. I have snacks.
Who have been the victims of sexual assault.
Domestic violence rates are nearly one in three.
Do you know three women?
You don’t have to move on with your life if you don’t want to.
If you’ve got in your car and never left.
Sing all the words to Dylan’s “It Ain’t Me Babe” if you haven’t had a hair cut in a year and a half. Light a big yankee candle, turn off the lights, put your crystal necklaces in a semi-circle and pray to the gods that Robin McKinley will write a sequel to “Sunshine.”
If you’ve never sent anyone a nude photo, you don’t have to be beautiful to be human. I hate my feet too. The only thing yoga helps with is passing gas. My thighs certainly aren’t thinner.
I’ve over-thought a two-second conversation because it was the last time I’ve spoken with anyone all day. My socks never match either. I like that it drives other people nuts.
To those who wear the blood of a crushed mosquito on their skin like war paint. Come hike with me.
To the woman who can’t find an entry-level job that pays a living wage and has snaggle tooths.
You are good enough.
Who read romance novels into the morning to self-sabotage their big day.
To the women who won’t give up control.
To the women who are actually able to tell their accidental, fingering-on-the-couch date that, no they haven’t found the clitoris.
Can you tell me how you did it?
Who have scrapes from going skinny-dipping in the rocky Pacific at midnight in thirty-degree weather. Don’t ever start showering every day.
Who have to remind themselves that friends can have other friends, and they won’t leave you.
To the women who have gone to bookstores so they can tell this day from the last.
To the women who have changed in the backseat of the car because you needed to. I bet you can also take off your bra without removing your shirt.
To the women who wait for a text.
Who don’t want to be needy.
Who try to call out sexism.
Who have to live with someone they don’t love.
Jason Momoa is in your google images search history.
If you don’t have anyone to talk to, talk to me.
To the women who have cried for no reason at all and can’t stop themselves, and get mad at yourself because really, you’re old enough, what is wrong with you, why can’t you do anything right?
To my quiet women, who can’t tell someone how they feel. Try listening to Cat Stevens.
To the women who have stood up to their mothers. Did you hands shake too?
Can you tell a guy to shut up? Have you figured out how to be interested in his hobbies?
To the women up north who wear xtratufs, toting shotguns and dead moose. You’re heroes. Tell your Alaskan sons to stop raping women.
To my aunt who took me in when I hadn’t lived outside a village in too long and I was weird.
To the woman who was nice to me in Sitka. Who didn’t need to be. Who talked to me like I mattered. You don’t know how much I wish I could be friends with you.
To my sister who didn’t have that affair. I will never judge you for your sexuality or promiscuity. I will be there if you leave him. I will send you secret condoms.
To my mother who tries so hard.
To Kelly who doesn’t see how wonderful she is. You are beautiful in and of yourself. If you find someone to love you, great. If you don’t, you will always be the best of humanity.
I wish I knew all the women I accidentally hurt, who think about me as often as I think of the high-school girls who hurt my feelings. I want to fix it.
To the women who have picked at the dirt stuck at the corner of their toenails, who aren’t sure if they can make it on their own, who look down when they walk, who don’t laugh too loud because they’re not sure they have a right to be alive, who are trapped, who are scared, who are destined for greatness, who have a well-worn t-shirt of a college bar logo and a mug of beer.
You are my favorite.
You will be better than your mother, because someone loves you. I love you.
I love you as you are. I love you. I mean it.
I love you. I love you. I love you. Stop hurting the people I love.